Where In The World Did You Get That Tan?
Did you sit out by the pool?
by Les Farmer
Did you lay out in the sand?
Did you get it from a bottle?
Is it also in you hands?
Did you fake bake?
Do you have any lines?
Did you stay too long?
Is it really tan all under those clothes?
What is a matter,
What is wrong,
Why do we go to such lengths,
Just to get bronze!
Now matter what color you might be now,
I can tell you without a doubt,
Tan is better,
And this is true,
It just has to be better because of all the tings I have gone through.
Waiting, baking, basting in the sun,
Rubbing, rubbing, when will it all be done.
Finally, I decided, screw it all,
I would go and buy a tan.
I would be the tannest of them all.
Off I went on my quest,
I went searching and had a ball.
No place is perfect,
They were all the same,
The only thing I learned was how to play the game.
I asked each one for a free trial membership.
Just a day or two.
After all I wanted to see what they could do.
I then changed places everyday,
After a month,
I had a tan,
And it didn't cost me a arm and leg,
Well, that may not be exactly true,
Someday, I may develop skin cancer,
Sun spots, and age spots too,
Maybe I would be better off,
Not looking so hot.
And just cooling off!