Who Is Having The Fun Here?
What are you doing?
by Lawrence S. Pertillar
'Give me a few seconds.
Someone has me on hold.'
I've been waiting for a couple of minutes,
For someone to explain to me...
Why they believe I am not qualified.'
To do what?
'Qualified to have intelligence.
Because of my...
Why don't you hang up the telephone?
You don't have to prove that to anyone.
'I know this.
I just want to know how long it takes them,
To respond with an answer.'
Don't you know what that response will be?
'Of course I do.
But who is having the fun here? '
I suggest you concentrate on the game.
It is no fun beating you when you are distracted.
I didn't realize they had me on hold that long.
You are right.
I should hang up before I prove my stupidity.'
You're too intelligent.