Who's Doing The Training Here?
If I should make this,
by Lawrence S. Pertillar
Any simpler than it is...
He will never know which hand to use.
Especially if you sit conducting your business!
While I stand...
Using both of mine to hold the book,
Reading to him nursery rhymes.
'And I'm left cleaning up after the both of you!
Who's doing the training here? '