(August 4th,1926 / New York City)

Who Would Have Thunk

Who would have thunk
To give the elephant a trunk
Or to give the eagle a beak
In place of a cheek
Who would have thunk

Who would have thunk
Long Island is found
Plunked right down
On Long Island Sound
Who would have thunk

For Polar Bears isn’t it nice
They’re able to thrive on nothing but ice
Who would have thunk

Perhaps it’s the brew of witches
To cause male pups to be sons of bitches
Who would have thunk

Our world is so filled with “Who would have thunks”
I’m beginning to thunk the whole thing’s just bunk
Who would have thunk

by Stanley Cooper

Comments (1)

Yeayyyy! What fun. So right on. Love your delivery. Kash Earley