Why Are You So Suspicious?

Faithful?
I've been faithful to a fault.
That you would accuse me,
Of anything less is unthinkable.
Just because I bring you flowers,
Should not incite an argument.
We have been together for 5 years.

'Seven.'

Seven, five?
And I am 'still' madly in love with you...
Er...uh...uh...mmm...

'Marion.'

I was going to say Marion.

'Well...
You have a message from Margaret.
She wants to thank you,
For inflating both her 'flats'!

Is she related to Denise...
Who called last week.
To thank you for pumping her spare with air? '

No need to get upset.
The reason why I am late coming home...
Both of them are studying for the ministry.
And we met to have deep penetration!

'You mean deep 'meditation'...perhaps? '

WHY are you so suspicious?
Isn't that what I just said?

by Lawrence S. Pertillar

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