Please don't shoot me mister, I'm just a fat little kid.
I shouldn't have to die today for something you did.
Mom says "take the trash out", Dad, "feed the dog".
Please don't shoot me mister, I got to dissect Miss Lilly's frog.... more »
Most will never know the reason, sense nor rhyme.
Not worth a plug nickel, a little bigger than a dime.... more »
Ode To Roxie
You peed on my carpet and you pooped on my floor.
For some reason at first, you were scared of the kitchen door.
Once you slobbered on my ex and boy she pitched a fit.
I still recall the day I picked you up, though Ashley wanted a pit.... more »