Randy Johnson Comments (12)

Garfield by Randy Johnson can only be described as a modern masterpiece. Despite being written in 2007 I can still call it a modern masterpiece for its beauty transcends time itself. As I go through my life I will look back to the fondness that is Garfield the poem.
Very fun stuff! ! ! ! ! I think of nutty titles too and on occassion write about them. You do it so freely and well! !
God wants us to be happy: In this poem your route to heaven in theology & Truth is in error. There was a price that was paid and it is a choice. Not of works. Read John 3: 16 again. Make what one is accountable for, not of misleading in the teachings of the Gospel message. Let the Spirit guide you. God bless.
'I told you I was sick' words written on the great comedian Spike Milligans headstone. Humours a great force of social change keep it up. Maybe if you did it on the streets you might get loose change. Dont be crude cause it might turn nude I speak in rhyme all the time. This comment is dragging on sorry keep on enjoying writing.
You have some very humorous poems I love your style unfortunately Frozen tongue was not fictional in my lol thnx for the entrainment
'He looka lika man' Hilarious show and poem. That was too priceless. nice
on'Loch Ness monster raped me'. very funny...maybe to propagate its specie :)
Marvelous writing... ^_^
I love all of your poems they are filled with humor and sadness, light hearted and serious-brilliant.
I found 'I had sex with my mother-in-law' to be the funniest one I read.I was laughing my head off. I wonder if you will be writing a second part to it.