My Name Randy gots me a place in the south, Betty-jo she be the wife. two young-uns Billy and Jimmy.
Hunts and fish love out doors. That all.


Randy Rattlebaum Poems

R.I.P. Lula Brown

Lula was quite purty she dun sum maudlin for sears catalogue.
Live down the road a piece wit yealla her ole coon dog.
She had a hankerin to do sum warshin down by the ole crick.
Had ta pee pulled her britches down dat's when ole yella took a lick.... more »


My wife bought sum of that thar flypaper she was a hankerin to ketch them flies.
I came down stars last nite fixin to get a drink, that thar thing hit me smack dab betwixt the eyes.
I thought the ole grim reaper was fixin ta take me home.
I stumbled and rolled round the floor, tryin to retch the phone.... more »

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