• Flypaper

    My wife bought sum of that thar flypaper she was a hankerin to ketch them flies.
    I came down stars last nite fixin to get a drink, that thar thing hit me smack dab betwixt the eyes.
    I thought the ole grim reaper was fixin ta take me home.
    I stumbled and rolled round the floor, tryin to retch the phone.... more »

  • R.I.P. Lula Brown

    Lula was quite purty she dun sum maudlin for sears catalogue.
    Live down the road a piece wit yealla her ole coon dog.
    She had a hankerin to do sum warshin down by the ole crick.
    Had ta pee pulled her britches down dat's when ole yella took a lick.... more »