2 Che, For Angie-K
Dancing in the ether
Aiming for the heart
Many try to twist and tease
None can play the part... more »
A Degeneration Which Oft Abuses. We’re Generation Why!
Out of Logic
Out of compassion
Out of talent
Out of fashion... more »
A Disagreement With T.S. Elliot (Partial Sonnet.)
I question T.S.Elliot’s remark
on April and the jist of what he said.
Some genius loves to languish in the dark
Lapping with the lilacs of the dead? *... more »
A Disappointing Homecoming For The Three Bears.
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A Gentleman Should Not Always Pick Up A Lady's Tissue
He sat doon in the railway car
Adjacent, there sat a young lassie.
Was it joost the beer that he’d drank at the bar,
Or did she huv a helluva chassis? .... more »
A Horse’s Euthanasia On Leap Year Day(A Real Indecent Proposal)
I thought I had forgotten how to cry
Forgotten how to let emotions flow
Content to wander, neither low nor high
No hell above or heaven down below... more »
A Night On The Rocks?
What say they of the Siren’s Song
That has not yet been said
What folklore has been passed along?
Returning rumours from the dead.... more »
A Poem By Some Strong Women?
Once upon a time I was a nice and friendly sort,
who knew just how to socialise upon the Forum court.
Till someone disagreed with me. (Or was it with my friend?)
And now its getting far too deep. I'm off down to the shallow end!... more »
A Poetess Pressed For Time At The Board Meeting
She wrought the iron
From its stand
Then sprinkled the crinkled
Crimplene chemise... more »
A Poultry Affair At The Fair.
Them farm girls at t’market
All laughed at moi hair
Thems said it was sad, like a mullet
Oi said “It’ll look better,... more »
A Prayer, For The Little Man.
Oh Father of the Golden gate
Look down on those you love
On we who share this earthly fate
Who strive to rise above... more »
Address To A Cat's Condescention?
the things which bring
men to their knees... more »
Apex Re Ex-Ape?
There once was a tattooed gibbon
who strived so, to win a blue ribbon
at the sixty-ninth stroke
her intellect broke... more »
Asking For It?
I never got too many answers,
to my questions on Yahoo
Perhaps they were too easy
or just boring, through and through... more »
Bad Taste Down Under.
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Bse In Literature?
You've not heard very much from me
These past months have been drab
I've grown my brain, so huge you see
My mind now, much much more than fab... more »
Cherubic Chunks And The Cold Light Of Day.
The Angels won’t be here today
They’ve been disowned by every nation
For contaminating, the mountain streams
With the dregs from their colonic irrigation... more »
“Yeah, but can you do sad? ” she scoffed.
Sh*t, sure I can
I can do sad... more »
Dirty Beggars C*nt Be Choosers.
My first love was climbing the Ugly Tree
Whence came that avalanche
Twas then she fell from the Ugly Tree
Still, she managed to hit every branch.... more »
Engage Brain/Deploy Clutch
She ran out screaming with pleasure
The examiner gave her a pass
She poured herself a large measure
After that day, she drove from her ass.... more »
From Byron Tay Burns, Some Unusual Turns.(True Romantics)
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Gonna Roll Ma Baby! (Song)
Now the boys down the bar-room
Gave me a hard time... more »
Good Morning Weary Poets
And so, a disappointed hum
Cocoons around the hornet’s nest
A sharp collective sigh of nouns
Massage the mind of poets at rest... more »
Happy Mothers Day (Partial Sonnet)
Who else could believe every word I say?
(whilst knowing almost half of it’s a lie)
Who won’t be sure if I might phone today?
But if I do, knows some request is nigh.... more »
Here Come The Boys With Odd Shaped Balls
Here come the boys with odd shaped balls
Arm in arm and head to head
Grabbing hold of each other’s smalls
Upon their king-sized muddy bed... more »