• A Combustible Woman From Thang

    A combustible woman from Thang
    Exploded one day with a BANG!... more »

  • A Silly Poem

    Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
    I'll draw a sketch of thee,... more »

  • Bazonka

    Say Bazonka every day
    That's what my grandma used to say
    It keeps at bay the Asian Flu'
    And both your elbows free from glue.... more »

  • Bongaloo

    'What is a Bongaloo, Daddy?'
    'A Bongaloo, Son,' said I,
    'Is a tall bag of cheese... more »

  • Bump

    Things that go 'bump' in the night
    Should not really give one a fright.
    It's the hole in each ear
    That lets in the fear,... more »

  • Contagion

    Elephants are contagious!
    Be careful how you tread.
    An Elephant that's been trodden on
    Should be confined to bed!... more »

  • Down The Stream The Swans All Glide

    Down the stream the swans all glide;
    It's quite the cheapest way to ride.
    Their legs get wet,... more »

  • Emptiness

    I've learned mine can't be filled,
    only alchemized. Many times
    it's become a paragraph or a page.
    But usually I've hidden it,... more »

  • Eurolove

    I cannot
    and I will not
    No, I cannot love you less
    Like the flower to the butterfly... more »

  • Feelings

    There must be a wound!
    No one can be this hurt
    and not bleed.... more »

  • Go North, South, East, And West, Young Man

    Drake is going west, lads
    So Tom is going East
    But tiny Fred
    Just lies in bed,... more »

  • Goodbye S.S.

    Go away girl, go away
    and let me pack my dreams
    Now where did I put those yesteryears
    made up with broken seams... more »

  • Granny

    Through every nook and every cranny
    The wind blew in on poor old Granny
    Around her knees, into each ear
    (And up nose as well, I fear)... more »

  • Halved

    The essence of true beauty
    Lingers in all-encompassing rainbows
    Of your joy and laughter... more »

  • Have A Nice Day

    'Help, help, ' said a man. 'I'm drowning.'
    'Hang on, ' said a man from the shore.
    'Help, help, ' said the man. 'I'm not clowning.'
    'Yes, I know, I heard you before.... more »

  • I Must Go Down To The Sea Again

    I must go down to the sea again,
    to the lonely sea and the sky;
    I left my shoes and socks there -
    I wonder if they're dry?... more »

  • If I Could Write Words

    If I could write words
    Like leaves on an autumn forest floor,
    What a bonfire my letters would make.... more »

  • I'M Walking Backwards For Christmas

    I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
    Across the Irish Sea,
    I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
    It's the only thing for me.... more »

  • In The Land Of The Bumbley Boo

    In the land of the Bumbley Boo
    The People are red white and blue,
    They never blow noses,... more »

  • Indian Boyhood

    What happened to the boy I was?
    Why did he run away?
    And leave me old and thinking, like
    There'd been no yesterday?... more »

  • Jumbo Jet

    I saw a little elephant standing in my garden,
    I said 'You don't belong in here', he said 'I beg you pardon?',
    I said 'This place is England, what are you doing here?',
    He said 'Ah, then I must be lost' and then 'Oh dear, oh dear'.... more »

  • Letters

    I was thinking of letters,
    We all have a lot in our life
    A few good - a few sad
    But mostly run of the mill-... more »

  • Look At All Those Monkeys!

    Look at all those monkeys
    Jumping in their cage.
    Why don't they all go out to work
    And earn a decent wage?... more »

  • Maveric

    Maveric Prowles
    Had Rumbling Bowles
    That thundered in the night.
    It shook the bedrooms all around... more »

  • Me

    Born screaming small into this world-
    Living I am.
    Occupational therapy twixt birth and death-
    What was I before?... more »