• Mirror, Mirror

    A young spring-tender girl
    combed her joyous hair
    'You are very ugly' said the mirror.
    But,... more »

  • My Sister Laura

    My sister Laura's bigger than me
    And lifts me up quite easily.
    I can't lift her, I've tried and tried;
    She must have something heavy inside.... more »

  • Omen Of Emptiness

    The clock has turned enough
    to reach a planet
    Life is endless night
    I hear wings beating in... more »

  • On The Ning Nang Nong

    On the Ning Nang Nong
    Where the Cows go Bong!
    and the monkeys all say BOO!
    There's a Nong Nang Ning... more »

  • Oojah-Ka-Piv

    The people who live
    On the Oojah-ka-Piv
    Stand around in bundles of nine... more »

  • Orstralia

    Orstralia – Orstralia
    We think of you each day
    Orstralia – Orstralia
    At work or at play.... more »

  • Philip Le Barr

    Philip Le Barr,
    Was knock down by a car,
    On the road to Mandalay.
    He was knocked down again... more »

  • Porridge

    Why is there no monument
    To Porridge in our land?
    It it's good enough to eat,
    It's good enough to stand!... more »

  • Pussy-Cat

    What are vices?
    Catching rats
    And eating mices!... more »

  • Scorflufus

    There are many diseases,
    That strike people's kneeses,
    Scorflufus! is one by name
    It comes from the East... more »

  • So Fair Is She

    So fair is she!
    So fair her face
    So fair her pulsing figure... more »

  • Soldier Freddy

    Soldier Freddy
    was never ready,
    But! Soldier Neddy,
    unlike Freddy... more »

  • Standing Room Only

    This population explosion
    Said Peter to St. Paul
    Is really getting far too much
    Just look at the crowd in the hall.... more »

  • Summer Dawn

    My sleeping children are still flying dreams
    in their goose-down heads.
    The lush of the river singing morning songs
    Fish watch their ceilings turn sun-white.... more »

  • Teeth

    English Teeth, English Teeth!
    Shining in the sun
    A part of British heritage
    Aye, each and every one.... more »

  • The Abc

    'Twas midnight in the schoolroom
    And every desk was shut
    When suddenly from the alphabet
    Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!"... more »

  • The Dog Lovers

    So they bought you
    And kept you in a
    Very good home
    Cental heating... more »

  • The Lion

    If you're attacked by a Lion
    Find fresh underpants to try on
    Lay on the ground quite still
    Pretend you are very ill... more »

  • The Soldiers At Lauro

    Young are our dead
    Like babies they lie
    The wombs they blest once
    Not healed dry... more »

  • There Are Holes In The Sky

    There are holes in the sky
    Where the rain gets in
    But they're ever so small
    That's why the rain is thin.... more »

  • Two Children

    Two children (small), one Four, one Five,
    Once saw a bee go in a hive,
    They'd never seen a bee before!
    So waited there to see some more.... more »

  • Unto Us...

    Somewhere at some time
    They committed themselves to me
    And so, I was!
    Small, but I WAS!... more »

  • Values '67

    Pass by citizen
    don't look left or right
    Keep those drip dry eyes straight ahead
    A tree? Chop it down- it's a danger... more »

  • Welcome Home

    Unaware of my crime
    they stood me in the dock.

    I was sentenced to life....... more »

  • When I Suspected

    There will be a time when it will end.
    Be it parting
    Be it death
    So each passing minute with you... more »