Spike Milligan Quotes

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan (b. 1918), British comedian, humorous writer. Mrs. Doonan, in Puckoon, ch. 6 (1963).
Ying tong iddle I po.
Spike Milligan (b. 1918), British comedian, humorous writer. Ned Seagoon (Harry Secombe), in The Goon Show (BBC radio comedy series), broadcast (1951-1960), published in The Goon Show Scripts, ed. Spike Milligan (1972). running gag, later set to music as The Ying Tong Song, released Oct. 1956.
I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.
Spike Milligan (b. 1918), British comedian, humorous writer. Puckoon, ch. 2 (1963).