• Bob The Mighty Builder

    Bob the Builder
    Can we fix it?
    Bob the Builder
    No, we can't!... more »

  • Fezza

    L Ferry Esquire what a great guy
    Hunting Goanas by day cookin them by night
    Fezzas life is one hell of a fight.
    Skinning emus for disguise... more »

  • Life Story Of Marij

    Marij a cricketer by trade,
    He goes to barber bros to get a fade,
    His dad is bhagwan he always gets a boot
    as he always resists bhagwans attempt to root.... more »

  • Matilda Waltzing

    Oh there once was a swagman camped in the billabongs,
    Under the shade of a Coolibah tree;
    And he sang as he looked at the old billy boiling
    'Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me.'... more »

  • Sassoon Likes Licking Spoons

    Take this kiss upon the brow!
    And, in parting from you now,
    Thus much let me avow-
    You are not wrong, who deem... more »

  • Sassoons Best Poem

    It was a dark night
    I got into a fight
    I ate a pie
    It made me high... more »

  • The Egg

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