A Cup Of Tea
Let's all have a cup of tea,
Even though the weather is bad.
There's storms predicted on the telly,
It might make us sad.... more »
Bruce Forsythe is many years old,
He has a nice moustache.
If you don't like Bruce Forsythe
I say you're being harsh.... more »
Crazy Crack Christmas
Santa Claus on crack,
He comes down the chimney again... more »
Crazy things happen at Halloween
In a crazy town, it's true.
Like when a skeleton went to the pub
To use the loo!... more »
Hey Mr Politician
Hey Mr Politician,
Have you any integrity?
I think not.... more »
Pay Your Tax!
I hate it when companies don't pay tax
I really think they are very lax
I'm tempted to send them an angry fax
I'd love to give them a few whacks... more »